Jerusha Kali, on the eve of University graduation and her 21st birthday - has her genetic mutation kick in; this enables her to emit an abnormal electromagnetic field; stemming from her pineal gland, which is extremely powerful. She is able to manipulate space and time, and travel inter-dimensionally. She is the last surviving Witch. All of her ancestors have been successfully eradicated by an elite Secret Society which controls much of the various institutions of the world. This Secret Society is evil, ancient and has technological innovation on their side. She incorporates Allies of various relict secret societies; mostly of Nordic and Indigenous origins and inevitably has to do battle with the formidable foes before the eve of her 21st Birthday - which is the Full Moon - where her powers will fully culminate. It is prophesized that she is the one to lead the global revolution to return planet earth to homeostasis. 隔壁(💵)(bì(🛢) )住(🌃)的三个(gè )半熟(shú )女似乎偷偷的在各自(🗣)(zì(🙀) )房(🍸)间(jiān )做着不可告人的囧事(shì )，而(ér )这(🐰)些(🕤)是(🚃)石(shí )头没日没夜(yè )偷窥(kuī )得出的结(jié(🛍) )论(🍮)。深(🌞)知一人技(jì )薄的石头(tóu )为了满足好(♑)奇(👏)，挖(😃)掘(🚏)更多(duō )半熟女们的私生(shēng )活，拉拢(lǒ(😐)ng )室(🥓)友(🏾)钱芳和柳木(mù )加入，三(sān )个冲动期的屌(🔜)丝(🎳)(sī(🔞) )男面对隔(gé )壁的长腿姐姐、知性御(🚺)姐(😪)(jiě(🤔) )和甜美萝莉，引(yǐn )发出(chū )了一连串让人(🚪)脸(🛡)红(👒)的(de )尴尬(gà )囧事。 90后单身多金男(nán )宋子(🏄)(zǐ(🖱) )明(👬)有一身非凡的武功(gōng )，却(què )是一枚现(xià(🥔)n )实(💳)生(🛐)活中如(rú )假包(bāo )换的娘炮(pào )。为和朋(🥘)友(🔱)们(🕎)打(🆗)(dǎ )赌，宋子(zǐ )明隐瞒自己多金(jīn )且会(🚡)武(🔆)功(🤦)(gōng )的秘密，应聘到(dào )健身馆追(zhuī )求心仪(🍥)女(🔯)教(🚧)练黄(huáng )飞并有幸(xìng )成为其特别助理(💽)(lǐ(🌯) )。宋(🛌)子明(míng )和伙伴小胖接受(shòu )黄飞和同(tó(✴)ng )事(🤤)陈(🌘)艳几近残酷(kù )的训(xùn )练，糗事不断，笑(📷)料(🙋)(lià(😪)o )连连(lián )……为黄飞受伤住院(yuàn )，与(yǔ )小(🎆)伙(✌)伴(🧥)们一起解救被(bèi )拐儿(ér )童，打败(bài )黑(🎗)龙(🍁)平(🌵)息(🏖)健(jiàn )身馆(guǎn )老板方成(chéng )的江湖恩怨(🔕)，宋(🔳)(sò(🗑)ng )子明勇敢(gǎn )机智的表现赢得(dé )了黄飞(⛄)的(🎉)(de )好(♈)感。青春激荡(dàng )，活力四(sì )射，宋子明收(〰)获(🕯)(huò(🕘) )了爱情，与小伙伴们一起(qǐ )实现了创(chuà(🦗)ng )业(🛫)梦(🔜)想，功夫娘(niáng )炮最终一(yī )炮打响。 一群(⛅)学(🈁)(xué(🍮) )生(💘)在(zài )一个(gè )封闭的古堡里庆(qìng )祝新(⤴)(xī(🏗)n )年(🤲)，但是他们抵达不(bú )久之(zhī )后，一些奇(🎸)怪(👰)的(📨)现(⛅)象(xiàng )让人(rén )不安，本(běn )该开心的跨(kuà(🎡) )年(🏑)却(✖)(què )变成接二(èr )连三的悲剧... 妻子(zǐ )失踪(🥌)，丈(🤨)(zhà(🍋)ng )夫（孙正宇）寻(xún )找妻子多(duō )年，却(🌎)意(🐵)外(🏁)的卷(juàn )入了一宗(zōng )刑事案件，孙在(zài )寻(🍻)找(🏪)妻(💰)子(zǐ )的过程里发现了(le )一个贩卖(mài )人(🍶)体(⏬)器(🎈)官(♓)的（日(rì )本）组织(zhī )并深入调查，自(😽)(zì(🧐) )己(🕉)却(què )身陷(xiàn )重围，最后协助(zhù )追捕(bǔ )自(📵)己(🙉)的(🎣)警官刘武火击(jī )败犯(fàn )罪分子并救(🍮)一(🐈)个(🍆)面临(lín )死亡(wáng )的小女孩(hái )儿…… 一次(🕶)(cì(👇) )难(🧥)料(liào )的事件震(zhèn )惊了几对汽车旅(lǚ(🎠) )馆(🕜)内(🦂)偷情(qíng )的夫妇。突然之(zhī )间他们就(jiù )被(🚌)警(💉)察(😂)报社给包(bāo )围了，令(lìng )人奇怪的是，居(🏹)(jū(🏜) )然(🦈)没(💴)有人(rén )能进来，也没有(yǒu )人能出去(qù(🍆) )。不(➡)知(🛸)道为什么(me )被包围，也不知道为什么(me )出不(🙊)去(🥇)旅(♑)(lǚ )馆，让人困惑也(yě )让人(rén )发笑。